Who wants my jellyfish?
I'm not sellyfish!
The Lord in His wisdom made the fly,
And then forgot to tell us why.
The cow is of bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other is milk.
I don't mind eels
Except as meals.
And the way they feels.
The turtle lives twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
The truth I do not stretch or shove
When I state that the dog is full of love.
I've also found, by actual test,
A wet dog is the lovingest.
The ant has made himself illustrious
Through constant industry industrious.
Would you be calm and placid,
If you were full of formic acid?